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You Follow Me?
He has an uncanny ability to scare the shit out of people with weird comments: “Was just talking to this hot chick and she said “You should totally follow me on Twitter” to which I responded, “I’ll do...
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Don’t Sleep On Him
More creepiness from the world’s foremost Creepologist: “A tremendous way to evaluate how hot a girl is is to watch her sleep. And if you can actually be inside the house while she’s sleeping, all the...
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Falling
Funny text: “I’m going to really deserve it when I fall down the stairs trying to stare into the hot girl across the way’s window. Just sayin.”
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Communication Tip
He’s right: “I know I’ve told you this before, but it’s true. Girls nowadays are so used to getting texted to death that a phonecall goes a long way. And don’t even get me started on hiding in...
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Love Letters
With last night’s “cameras” email and now this scanned letter he sent to like ten people, I fear he’s off the deep end like never before… “Gay people– Wanted to get your thoughts on this letter before...
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He’s Watching You
Well, some of you… Half of you: “Shit! Just got caught looking through the peephole I drilled into the ladies room at my office. Just kidding! No one will ever catch me. I designed it too well. I win...
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Tips On Stalking
In case anyone needed them, which he apparently thinks I do… “Remember– it’s not stalking if one of you is in love. That should free you up a bit. Never let guilt be the thing that drags you out of...
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